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Sep 03, 2009
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Bjoern H.
32 / M / Stanford, CA
Knows about: living in francemoving to Seattlewpfsan mateo
How would you figure out how many cats there are in the US that are named Gary?
  • Answer 1
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    Friend 1
    F / San Francisco, CA
    Oh, here's an easy way: You just set up a facebook account for "Cats Named Gary" and see how many people sign up. Cause of course, everyone and their mother is on Facebook. I'm sure you'd get pretty accurate results. Goodluck! ;-)
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: san mateowpfmoving to Seattleliving in france
  • Answer 2
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    Friend 2
    27 / F / San Francisco, CA
    is this an interview question? because there's no right answer. this question is just designed so that the person who is testing u can see how u think. give this your best shot. u can start with animal shelters in a city, then county, and then statewide and give this person an estimate based on a proportion. hope this helps
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: san mateoliving in francewpfmoving to Seattle
    Thanks. Yes it seems like a brain teaser, but it's not an interview question. We're actually wondering how many Gary cats there are. We have one - but how many more could there be?
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    Friend 3
    32 / F / San Francisco, CA
    hi bjoern...i have NO clue. ha;) I honestly don't think you could find out unless every cat were registered and they're not. You could contact every vet in the country and conduct a survey. REALLY?
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: san mateomoving to Seattlewpfliving in france
    Thanks. That sounds like a lot of work.

    BTW, someone else suggested to start a Facebook group for "Cats Named Gary" and see how many people sign up for it. I'm going with that approach.
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    Friend 4
    35 / M / Vienna, AT
    Why on earth would you need that information? Anyway, I don't think there is a way to find that out. Wolfram Alpha states that in 2007, there lived 81.72 million domestic cats in the USA.
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: san mateomoving to Seattleliving in francewpf
    Thanks. Looks like 1 out of every 304 *people* in the US is named Gary. That would suggest there are ~268,800 cats named Gary, if cats are named like people. Except, they're not.
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    Friend 5
    44 / M / San Mateo, CA
    here's a start: http://www.google.com/search?q = (32,100 hits - extrapolate from there). Otherwise, there is obviously no national registry of cat names.
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: san mateomoving to Seattlewpfliving in france
    thanks
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    Friend 6
    F / Portland, OR
    I believe this information isn't readily available but the Veterinary Pet Insurance Company does track the most popular pet names for cats. Gary doesn't make the top 100.
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: san mateoliving in francemoving to Seattlewpf
    thanks
    Friend 6
    F / Portland, OR
    Some pet tag companies do this too. One called Bow Wow Meow doesn't list Gary in the top 60, either.
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: living in francewpfmoving to Seattlesan mateo
    thanks again - two great leads.
    Friend 6
    F / Portland, OR
    Gary as a name for people has been losing popularity. Social Security reports that it has dropped rank from 275 in 2000 to 426 in 2008 as a name for babies.
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: living in francewpfsan mateomoving to Seattle
    I went down the people route before, too. Looks like 1 out of every 304 *people* in the US is named Gary. That would suggest there are ~268,800 cats named Gary, if cats are named like people. Except, they're not.
    Friend 6
    F / Portland, OR
    you could analyze what percentage of popular cat names are even used as human names. Then you'd see the odds of a human name ever being used for cats.

    Balance that against how unpopular Gary is, and you might have an idea.
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    Friend 7
    M / San Francisco, CA
    All across the states, hire cars with megaphones on top of them, and broadcast one simple message: "Here Gaaaaary! Here kitty kitty kitty!" Be aware, however, that not all cats named Gary speak English. A good precautionary measure might be to have other messages broadcast, in areas with high levels of non-English speakers, thusly: "Aqui, Gaaaaary! Aqui, gato gato gato!" "ở đây Gaaaaary! ở đây mèo mèo mèo!" "Hier Gaaary! Hier Katze Katze Katze!"
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: san mateowpfliving in francemoving to Seattle
    That sounds like an excellent plan. Because cats are crepuscular (active during dawn/dusk) I'd probably schedule the megaphone drives from 5-6am to make sure they're not snoozing through it.
    Friend 7
    M / San Francisco, CA
    also some of them are deaf so you should have an ASL interpreter go along with you.
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    Bjoern H.
    32 / M / Stanford, CA
    Knows about: living in francesan mateomoving to Seattlewpf
    I wonder if 6- and 7-toed cats speak the same ASL dialect. Sounds like this will be a bus tour with all the support staff I'll have to bring along.

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